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14 November 2008 @ 08:33 am
4x21: 'Life On Mars'  
CHARLIE
Are you eating a salad?

TOBY
Yeah.

CHARLIE
Why?

TOBY
'Cause I am.

CHARLIE
I don't think I've ever seen you eat a salad. What kind of salad is it?

TOBY
I don't know.

CHARLIE
Just mixed greens?

TOBY
I don't know what kind of salad it is. I'm eating a salad, okay? I'm doing it. Do I have to know the names? There's no difference between them. It's a bowl of weeds. Some of them have cheese. This isn't the kind with cheese. Does that answer your question? How many years have you guys been "Toby, you eat like a teenager. Toby, that's red meat. That's your second cigar." Here I am eating a salad, which by the way, you could cover this thing in barbecue sauce and it would still taste like the ground, and I'm getting heckled from the gallery, who wanted to come in here to eat his roast beef sandwich with ketchup on a kaiser roll and watch the damn tennis on my TV! That's all I'm saying.
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A. M. R.: WW | CJ | Last Dayindigo_inferno on November 23rd, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
I'm breaking out in hysterical giggles and .. will not stop laughing... :D :D :D :D
(you can't unread it): IT WAS STEFFI GRAFelite on November 24th, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
Oh man, that happens. :)

One quote that will always set me to giggling uncontrollably and I don't even know why, is this one:

"Okay. On Carol's birthday, did you happen to attend a seance where they tried to contact Margaret's grandmother? No, right?"

Hee hee.
A. M. R.: Sketch | Claudia Jean Creggindigo_inferno on December 2nd, 2008 10:35 am (UTC)
My God, why can't I remember that one? This is wrecking my brain, from which ep is that? Guess I will have to rewatch everything again .. ;)
(you can't unread it): toby cj + sam are happyelite on December 5th, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
It's from H. Con 172 in Season Three. They have copies of the tell-all book that's coming out, and they're all going through it looking for inaccuracies and lies about themselves, and Toby asks Charlie that.

It's the "No, right?" that gets to me for some reason. :)
A. M. R.: WW | CJ | Deepest Eyesindigo_inferno on December 10th, 2008 10:56 am (UTC)
You know, I really need to rewatch that. And since I just got my all-seasons box-set last weekend, I am *so* going to! ;) Before I only had copies of seasons one, six and seven, but now I'm all set! :D :D :D